...A day in the life of Maddox's mother.
...sitting at Tracen's karate class, Mad's g-button gets pulled out, delightful smelling stomach contents leak all over himself and the floor, random people look on in horror, I try to stanch the flow of juices streaming from the stoma in my baby's gut, realize we don't have what we need to get the g-button back in, open the door in the glass wall through which we watch Tracen, and tell him we have to leave right now - it's the middle of the class and we were late to begin with - try to wipe up the curdled milk all over the floor before racing out the door and down the elevator to the car so we can drive home to shove a piece of life-saving plastic back into my baby's little body.
It's such fun to leave shocked people behind wherever we go. I just hope they aren't cursing my name for the stench of vomit we left behind. I guess I'll find out when I see all those mothers next week at karate class.
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ROFL! I know this must've been a real pain, but you tell it so well!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh Liss- What a nightmare!!!! I've always had nightmares that something like that would happen to me!!! I can't even imagine what went on after you left! Can I put any more exclamation marks in here???!!!!! Holy cow- I don't know whether to laugh or just start bawling.
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